When I came across the headline, "Kim Kardashian furious at South Park for referring to her as a Hobbit", the image you see below is what flashed in my mind. Wearing her most alluring outfit, the Kim Kardashian Hobbit wandered
to the edge of The Shire and shamelessly flaunted her greatest asset in hopes of attracting attention. Drawn to the fiery glow cast upon her bare buttocks from the burning chasm dividing them, Gollum perched ravenously atop a Misty Mountain cliff, drooling, wild-eyed, insatiable. As each hair on the Hobbit's sizable derrier shimmered and shone like a golden beacon in the glow of the raging fire, Gollum became mesmerized and started croaking, "my preciousssssss, my preciousssssssss". (Medium: digital painting)
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