INFAMOUS PENIS COLLECTOR ARRESTED

A 52-year-old Croatian man nicknamed “The Penis Collector” who collected men’s private parts in jars at home was arrested by police.

However, thankfully these penises were not actually attached to living people at the time of their removal. As the man, whose name has not been released, used his position of a registered nurse at a city hospital to remove and collect these organs.
According to reports, he kept the organs preserved in formaldehyde in his house. He has no criminal record and has been described by some as “a family man,” though others say he is an alcoholic who often showed up to work drunk.
A hospital spokesperson apologized to families of the deceased and said that all hospital employees were unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital.
It’s unclear why the man was keeping the penises and what he planned to do with them. The unnamed man has already been released from custody, because that’s how they roll in Croatia apparently, and is awaiting sentencing which would be a maximum of two years for disturbing the deceased.
So on the plus side, he’s not a murderer, just your garden variety wiener-collecting pervert. Whew!

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