HOMEMADE BAILEYS RECIPE THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR STOCKINGS OFF!

Why make Homemade Baileys ?

1.   Because it is so freaking easy to make.  You will totally impress yourself.

2.   Getting sloshed at Christmas time can just be downright FUN.  Jokes.  Serious.

3.   Baileys may very well be the answer to all problems.  It could quite possibly solve world peace. Baileys makes you want to HUG everyone.  And maybe kiss them.  Without mistletoe pressure.

4.   Once you try the homemade baileys, you will NEVER go back to the store bought bottle version.  I will bet my Christmas mojo on it.......You will be in love.

Why DRINK homemade BAILEYS ?

 *  Feeling tense?  Baileys is a tense remover.  It is a stress repellent [ and it definitely smells better than mosquito repellent ]

*  Feel the need to swear take a deep breath ? Sip Baileys.  It will cause you to breathe deeper and smile bigger.

*  Want to put a little hop in your step?  Drink Baileys and you will suddenly think you qualify for Dancing with the Stars.

*  Need to chill it on Christmas morning? Spike your coffee with Baileys.  Shhh.  No one will know your secret.  A 007 top secret to Christmas survival.  Baileys in your coffee is one of the few socially acceptable times to drink alcohol for breakfast.

HOMEMADE BAILEYS RECIPE

13 oz Vodka

1 can of Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

1 pint of Table Cream

2 Tbsp of Nestle Liquid Chocolate Syrup

Throw all those ingredients in a blender. Mix well.

Enjoy.

Yup, it is THAT easy and it tastes THAT great !

Refrigerate.  It should last as long as the ‘best before’ date on your table cream.  Sometimes I use half & half cream or light cream for less calories. Every little bit helps. 

Warning : Sip slowly. You may get googly-eyed and a little bit tipsy. This Baileys may cause you to laugh louder at jokes.