
My editor asked me to try all the sex stuff from Fifty Shades of Grey in one weekend. This is my story. Dun dun. Saturday, 10 a.m.: The Deflower "I'm going to fuck you now, Miss. Steele." I wake up and I'm ready to do the sex because this is often how my boyfriend and I usually start out our Saturday mornings. Let's get naughty, Mr. Grey. What you're supposed to do: Put your knees in the air like Anastasia did when she lost her virginity. Have him thrust into you very slowly about four times. Then, have him shift