We’ve all seen people posting their lame bucket lists on Facebook before: Go to China, swim with some hippie dolphin, bore my friends forever.
But how many of us have a sexual bucket list? The Stir has some interesting suggestions to get yours started.
1. Have phone sex. We suggest you try it with those annoying call centre employees trying to sell you insurance. If they’re nearly as eager to please as they are to annoy...
2. Spanking your lover or getting spanked. Nothing wrong with a little tough love. Leave a five fingered signature on your lover's butt.
3. Sex standing against a wall. Let the wall spank your lover’s butt this time around.
4. A quickie in a skirt. Yes, thanks.
5. Silent sex in a full house. Visiting the in-laws? Keep it down (but get it up, my sorry friend).
6. Sex with no kissing. Who has time for formalities when you need to get a job done?
7. Tie someone up. If they’re cool with it, obviously.
8. Sex in a car. This can be tricky, especially while parallel parking an 18-wheeler, but try it.
9. Sex in a foreign country – with a foreigner. Why stick to those saltless dullards parading your neighbourhood when you can bring the flavour? Which brings us to our final point...
10. Married sex. The best kind. This is where you really get to know the, uhm, ins and outs of your partner’s body.
No comments:
Post a Comment